The first thing I remember from birth, is a man with dark short hair and blue eyes. His skin was full of wrinkles. He had a soothing voice. I looked up at him as a baby, while he held me, fed me, and nurtured me to a the growth of a child. The first words he said to me were, 'You're going to do something amazing for the world.' And that's what I did. Of course what he had in mind, is not how thin...

I am proud to say that for two years now, only once did we break up. Sure, even we had our fair share of disagreements. I used to throw her against the wall (or sometimes the floor) and she used to send blank messages to random numbers. But what was important was, we were together.I remember the first time i saw her, two years ago. She was snuggled up neatly in her cardboard box. Her name was Noki...

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(This was the subject of the essay I wrote in the XII standard exam.) People have many memorable incidents in their lives. (By corollary: many memorable incidents have people in them). Some incidents are happy, some are sad, and some are downright disgusting. But you did not click your mouse button to talk about others. It's A memorable incident in MY life. About ME. My life is extremely boring ...

Please stop being nosy. From minor accidents in the opposite lane of the highway, to a noise complaint down your street, just mind your business. Most times, people's half-assed fact finding leads to misinformation anyway. Just think of all the yentas in your workplace and the hearsay they incorrectly promote. When you think about it, being nosy doesn't improve your condition often, and, if you're...