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Twizzlers Less Two

Mystery
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Jason knew better, but he let the gate swing open when he tapped it. He'd stood in the same spot before, and he'd been curious. He'd tapped it before, too...but he'd never known the gate to open. His tap, previously must have been somewhat less...committed, maybe. He took a deep breath and lightly touched the top of the first picket on the once-white gate. The wood felt smooth, as...

Dust

Crime
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"I said, SPREAD YOUR GODDAM LEGS!" Lilly turned bright red. "You don't have to say it that LOUD!" she said, hissing, glancing around the restaurant as she spoke. "Dammnit! You're always TRYING to embarrass me." She smiled at a couple of patrons who had looked over in alarm. She didn't know what to do so she sort of waved and immediately felt even more embarrased and d...

Jumping When the Thought of Not is Unthinkable

Abstract
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Jump. It was that simple. She'd whispered it in his ear. Just "Jump". One word. Cradled in brackets of silence. Ryan thought about it for days afterwards. He'd noticed how the breeze smelt of fried chicken. There was a Wendy's on the corner, but he hadn't remembered seeing a Kentucky Fried Chicken. It was definitely fried chicken and not the aroma of Wendy's Chicken Sandwiches. A...

Will I...

Fantasy and Mystery
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I had already seen it. Hundreds of times, actually. This time was no different, but good god! Life can be so boring if you don't go out of your way to make it not so. And so, this was the time. My time. My unbore. I would have to use magic to unbore myself of my life. What the hell that means is news to me. I'm no magician. Merlin? Yeah. Not me. Magic isn't part of my world. Never liked w...

Oh! Just do it!

Humour
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"Smack!" No! That's not right, either! Dammit!" "Clap!"God, No! Anything but, "Clap!", come on!" Jasper! For crying out loud! Would you just do it! Just write something! You're driving ME crazy! You're driving Eleanor fucking bonkers! You're driving your children insame and you're going to lose your job, your car, your house, EVERYTHING! Oh! And did I mentio...

Shifting

Fantasy
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Stop writing. Yes, I mean right now. I'm not going to repeat myself. Like I said, it's important. 'Yes, I said it was important, you weren't listening. You never listen. You're hopeless and deaf when you want to beLook, as intelligent as I know you think you are, you just haven't figured this out. I've told you. Shall I say it again? Yes, again. Alright. So be it then. Do what you must, but I'll b...