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More Zombie Haiku

Horror, Humour and Poem
MCDick
0 comments
9 votes

I can see no moresents drift across in the darksmells like food to me My mouth starts to watermaking already lose teeth loserIt's a risk I'll take Stumbling forward slowlyBitting down I hear a crackNuts, Skull is to hard My teeth drop to floorAs I moan in pain, disgustBugger got away...

Zombie Haiku

Horror and Humour
MCDick
92 comments
10 votes

Across my nose it flowsThick and red I let it runCascading over ripped lips Dinner was good but fastCaught after long chaseHave leftovers for desert Everything is uglyThere is no beauty in deathWel, except for me. ...

Ray is To Blame he Opening of the story

Horror and Humour
MCDick
41 comments
12 votes

An Interview With The ManSolely responsible For Destroying Civilization As We Know It. WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM MOST DEFINATLY CONTAINS WORDS, IMAGES AND INNUENDOES THAT ARE NOT SUITED FOR OUR YOUNGER VIEWERS. Zombies! Before we start tonight's program we thought it best to give you, the viewer, a brief overview of ...

Ray Is To Blame part 1

Horror and Humour
MCDick
2 comments
10 votes

Billy Ray: Yep. That boy didn't have a harmful bone in his body. He wouldn't even eat things that were all ready dead for Gods sake.Mary Jane: BILLY RAY you apologies right this minute!Billy Ray: Sorry Lord for using your name like I did.Interviewer: So Ray was pretty much useless when it came to hunting! But, let me ask you this,...

Ray is to Blame part 2

Horror and Humour
MCDick
52 comments
9 votes

Slouch: He just stared at me and then started to laugh for a bit and when he finally got a hold of himself, he looked at me real serious like and said "Slouch, I don't want to die, I want to live forever, I want to see and do everything that this world has to offer."Interviewer: And?Slouch: I started to say something but at the time I wa...

Ray Is To Blame part 3

Horror and Humour
MCDick
41 comments
9 votes

Shortly after our conversation I got a call on the two way radio telling me that there was a fresh grave that needed to be filled in and they wanted me to do it immediately. Reluctantly I made my way over to the site and the closer I got the more my head started to vibrate and grow hot until the pain became too much and I fell to the ground in agony. As I knelt upon the ground, cradling my hea...

Blissfully Ignorant

Horror and Humour
MCDick
0 comments
7 votes

Journal entry 1: Day 1 Okay-let me start out by saying that writing in a journal is a pretty stupid thing to do and not-to-mention an utter waste of time, and usually those that write in these things are complete prats. There are tons of people that write in them, and it's usually the most famous ones-you know, comedians or strung out 19-yea...

Complete Ignorance (pt.2 of Blissfuly Ignorant)

Horror and Humour
MCDick
243 comments
10 votes

Have you ever had one of those mornings when you first wake up and are completely confused? I don't mean like, "What happened last night?" Or "What time is it?" But more along the lines of "What day of the week it is it?"-or even better-"Where am I and how did I get here?" Well, that's me right now! I must have fallen asleep sitting in a chair while watc...

The Transformation of Nthanial Black Pt 1

Horror and Humour
MCDick
70 comments
9 votes

The circumstances in which my story starts are strange enough, but even more bizarre is the story of the house and the things that transpire to it and in it as well. As a young boy I was orphaned and lived my life from one foster home to the next. Most people that I was placed with could not nor would not put up with my many and therefore I was never in one place for to long. Shortly before my...

The Transformation of Nathanial Black pt2

Horror and Humour
MCDick
0 comments
9 votes

I stood there looking on in awe at the complete and utter destruction of the room that went all the way up to the roof of the house and most likely the blocked off room upstairs. With this thought bouncing around in my head I hurriedly shut the door, and as I turned to leave heard something behind me break. I didn't take the time to see what it was but hurried up the stairs instead to check on ...