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Music, Life.

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Music has always been a big part of my life. I can't play any instrument that well. But usually, my air guitar is followed by awesome air drum solos. Ever had the feeling that whenever a song starts, a voice inside your head goes "Yes. This is it." You don't have to skip ahead to see whether you like it or not. You just know you will. And a bond is formed between you and the song. It wi...

DARY!!

Humour and Abstract
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NOTE: This article is only for the intellectually genius. And those who hate maths. Ram is real. Just as the air you breathe, or the sandwich you don't make. Ram is asleep at the moment. Its (square root of 16) o'clock in the morning. The alarm is set for 36/6 AM. It goes off, screaming random derivative formulas. To make it stop, the poor guy has to complete the formula before the clock does. He ...

Dear Girls...

Romance and Humour
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A week ago, a friend came over to my place. After some laughs and a few beers, he told me with a straight face- "My girlfriend is the most beautiful girl I have ever known. And I am so lucky to be with her." Okay. That's not what he said. He told me that she is a crazy and irrational girl. And she needed some counselling. When a guy meets the girl of his dreams, its heaven for him. The d...

Tiger

Crime and Children
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Nigeria, 1996. Its 2 AM. The little boy wakes up at the sound of gun fire. He doesn't get up yet. The shots have stopped. He listens hard. It starts again. He can hear shouting and screams too this time. He gets up and goes to the window. He can see the street. He sees men with machine guns and revolvers. He sees his neighbours on the ground. On their knees. A man is lying on the ground, surely de...

A memorable Incident In my Life

Humour and Abstract
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(This was the subject of the essay I wrote in the XII standard exam.) People have many memorable incidents in their lives. (By corollary: many memorable incidents have people in them). Some incidents are happy, some are sad, and some are downright disgusting. But you did not click your mouse button to talk about others. It's A memorable incident in MY life. About ME. My life is extremely boring ...

Laugh

Fantasy, Abstract and Poem
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I laugh at the beginning,I laugh at the end,I laugh at a birth,I laugh at a death. I laugh at the humour,Shown by Him,I laugh at the sorrow,Caused by Him,I laugh at the word of the law,Spelled all wrong,I laugh at the mighty storm,Held in my palmI laugh at the differences,Between everything,I laugh at the samenessIn the remaining. I laugh at the Gods,They laugh with me.What are we, If not them?I...

Wacko

Fantasy and Abstract
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Inside every Normal Person, there is a wacko trying to get out. Take your friend for example; you may notice how he stares outside the train window, softly humming a Linkin Park song, fingers playing an air guitar. His wacko is a rock star. Or, you may notice how she plays the same sad romantic song seven to eight times in a row. Her eyes seem fine. But look carefully and you'll see that they are ...

What the Eff?

Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humour and Abstract
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On planet Effing, Sector XVII-A Mr.Fridglee sat in his car - A beat-up Fjord - and thought hard. He sat in his car and thought hard, because that was what excellent HomeMasters did. And he had a serious problem to solve.His eldest daughter was in love with an Earthling. A freakin Human Being! Of all species in the universe, she went for a Homo-freaking-Sapien. What the eff was wrong with her? Homo...

Just friends...

Romance
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It's not hard to be "just friends" with the girl you truly love. That is, if you have excellent self control. (Which is, by the way, as common as sky blue pandas.) You really need the self control... You need it every time you see her walking towards you, with a half smile on her beautiful face. She is wearing her bag across her shoulder. It nearly comes down up to her knees. You hate it...

The IDT

Fantasy and Thriller
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17 year old Archit was sure about it. The man sitting in front of him was an IDT; an Inter Dimensional Tracker. Those new species were rumoured to exist, but nobody ever saw them. A few sightings were reported in the past few months, but they were never really proved. Archit shifted in his seat as the train rattled on its way to CST. He was currently between Sion and Dadar. He struggled to remembe...

Life, Universe and Everything

Humour, Abstract and Poem
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Hibble jankins warrior thee Igloo zarquon tweedle dee? To do shout, markado bout Honga jambu heebie jeebie. Ho ho hee hee Ha ha hee hee Turdy, gouldy, oldy, mouldy, Imblum plumbum zoobie doobie. Now they die, now they laugh, Till they completely combust, Now they fart, now they barf,For better or for worse. You don't understand. Neither do I, There is no need though, To find the last digit of pi....

Walk Down

Thriller and Poem
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Its a walk down, The memory lane, I'm going to see the house I lived through summer and rain.The house is was destroyed, I know that, A great fire burned and burned, The whole area flat.Only a few buildings survived the fire, My being among them, It was so, because, It happened to be at the end of the lane.I remember how I used to walk this way How I'm walking now, I remember how I used to stop th...

My girlfriend

Humour
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I am proud to say that for two years now, only once did we break up. Sure, even we had our fair share of disagreements. I used to throw her against the wall (or sometimes the floor) and she used to send blank messages to random numbers. But what was important was, we were together.I remember the first time i saw her, two years ago. She was snuggled up neatly in her cardboard box. Her name was Noki...