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Romance, Humour, Non-Fiction, Poem
I would ask for your name if your tongue wasn’t in my mouth. One of your big toes has been nesting in my O-ring for 10 minutes now. Jeep Wranglers were not built for making out. I vaguely reca...
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feelsurreal
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Abstract, Poem
When I bite through my Everlasting Gobstopper, I regret. By myself, I shut my eyes tight and wish I had a chandelier. When I laugh, I cry. People always look concerned. In my dreams, monster...
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feelsurreal
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Abstract, Poem
my molars are dancing, tekka-tekking to the strung-out paint can groove of my heart. neck stiff as frozen. every time I look in the mirror I’m sweatier. pills taste sweet, but not like candy. th...
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feelsurreal
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Children, Humour, Non-Fiction
After we finished the first 2-liter bottle of Coke, my teeth felt like sea glass. My tongue was a sandpaper slug, and it hurt a little. Too much sugar. Mom said no soda in the house, I wasn&r...
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feelsurreal
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Humour, Abstract
Ma has sex with large polyester animals. Not in the illegal way, though. Just the sexually deviant way. Fetishists would call her a Furry, which is a non-confrontational way of saying that she only li...
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feelsurreal
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Humour, Abstract
Anchovies are everywhere. Billions and billions of anchovies. Covering every fucking inch of the room. Dad said it was just old person smell. Everyone else thought so too. Freaking fish, though. Guess...
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Ilia Mogilevsky is a happy go lucky web developer based in Melbourne, Australia with his beautiful wife and a nameless budgie. Contact him on facebook, twitter, or digg.
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