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4Beers

Romance, Humour, Non-Fiction and Poem
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I would ask for your name if your tongue wasn’t in my mouth. One of your big toes has been nesting in my O-ring for 10 minutes now. Jeep Wranglers were not built for making out. I vaguely recall discussing blow with you while we were still on the porch. As you perform cunnilingus on the gums where my wisdom teeth used to be, I’m playing Mario Kart on the back of my eyelids. Has anyo...

Swallow the Sun

Abstract and Poem
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When I bite through my Everlasting Gobstopper, I regret. By myself, I shut my eyes tight and wish I had a chandelier. When I laugh, I cry. People always look concerned. In my dreams, monsters aren’t scary and I’m always wearing skirts. I’ve hidden a rainbow inside a Russian Nesting Doll inside a Russian Nesting Doll inside a Russian Nesting Doll....

tweaker

Abstract and Poem
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my molars are dancing, tekka-tekking to the strung-out paint can groove of my heart. neck stiff as frozen. every time I look in the mirror I’m sweatier. pills taste sweet, but not like candy. the kind of sweet I think baby vomit is. someone cut me open, poured cement under my skin, and it’s just starting to harden. 4 am’s the same as noon. I somehow missed the moon. now I’v...

Plastic

Children, Humour and Non-Fiction
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After we finished the first 2-liter bottle of Coke, my teeth felt like sea glass. My tongue was a sandpaper slug, and it hurt a little. Too much sugar. Mom said no soda in the house, I wasn’t used to it. I wasn’t used to eating icing straight from the tub either, or watching R-rated movies. Mom said nine’s too young for R-rated movies. Michelle’s mom didn’t s...

Felt

Humour and Abstract
feelsurreal
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5 votes

Ma has sex with large polyester animals. Not in the illegal way, though. Just the sexually deviant way. Fetishists would call her a Furry, which is a non-confrontational way of saying that she only likes doing the dirty with guys dressed head-to-foot as fuzzy woodland critters. Some people need to light candles, some like getting choked a little- Ma can only gets her rocks off layed out under 200 ...

abecedarium

Humour and Abstract
feelsurreal
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4 votes

Anchovies are everywhere. Billions and billions of anchovies. Covering every fucking inch of the room. Dad said it was just old person smell. Everyone else thought so too. Freaking fish, though. Guess that explains the cats. How did she get them to stick to the wall like that? Iridescent and scaly, each one reflecting the sunlight from the windows in a different way, lined up side by side like tin...